Let’s be honest: in this economy, filling up the delivery van feels a bit like buying a small island. So, we did what any sensible, solar-powered distillery in Caloundra would do.
We looked out the window, saw the local talent, and made a hire.
Meet Roo-ber: Our Head of Low-Emission Logistics
He’s a bit jumpy, doesn't say much in meetings, and his "GPS" is basically just following the scent of lemon myrtle, but he’s remarkably efficient.
Staff Profile: Roo-ber "The Logistics" Longlegs
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Role: Chief Logistics Officer (Caloundra Branch).
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Special Skills: 4-wheel drive as standard, exceptional off-road navigation, and absolutely zero fuel costs.
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Weaknesses: Frequently stops for "grazing breaks" and refuses to work if there’s a nice patch of sun to nap in.
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Bio: After years of experience in the scrub, Roo-ber joined the team to help us reach every corner of the country. He’s a bit of a "hop-head" for organic spirits.
The "New Fleet" in Action
While Roo-ber is still technically on his "probationary period" (and keeps trying to eat the office landscaping), he perfectly matches our vibe. We’re all about keeping things green, from the sunshine that powers our stills to the way we get the goods to your door.
And don't worry, if Roo-ber decides to take a "sick day" to go find some better grass, our regular delivery partners have it covered.
From Caloundra to… Well, Everywhere.
You don’t have to be a local to get a taste of the bush. Whether you’re just around the corner on the Sunshine Coast or living in a remote corner of the NT, we ship Australia-wide. 🇦🇺🚚
Rain, shine, or... whatever this delivery method is... we’ll make sure the best organic gin and vodka find their way to you. 🍸✨
(P.S. Because we’re nice people, when you sip, we plant. It’s the least we can do to make sure Roo-ber has plenty of shade for those afternoon naps.)
Should we give him a promotion or keep him on the casual roster? Let us know which corner of Australia we should "hop" to next!